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I’d give practically anything to be in Manchester right now!
Gilbert is currently thinking what he can do to make this happen.
If you’re not Manc you’re wank!
The only reason Straight Edge was ever created was because Americans can’t hold their drink. And since Americans cannot stand being shit they created a holier than thou group of shit ‘eds.
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For forty quid, I would definitely shag a paki.
I’d do it for a popadom. A pop at her dome!
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exposition: some person on the internet solicited engagement endorsements from various favorite famous persons for his fiancee. here are some of them.
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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
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